I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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