Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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