We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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