did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
This gyro tastes like lonliness
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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