I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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