Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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