: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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