if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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