i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
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Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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