they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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