People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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