i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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