when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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