I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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