Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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