Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize