Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
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Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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