Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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