if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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