North Korea, Best Korea!
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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