On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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