My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize