Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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