Nicole vs. Life
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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