do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I love having hate sex.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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