we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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