I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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