if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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