thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
We need to rekindle our bromance
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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