I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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