At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
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