if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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