i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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