Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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