i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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