I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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