I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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