Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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