i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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