just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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