And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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