I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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