I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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