69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
