That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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