i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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