If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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