Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
