Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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