Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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