But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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