Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
My cat gives me a boner
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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