There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
