you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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