So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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