well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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