I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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