I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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